While we're making the rounds on the undead ladies, let's take a head on over to the lands of Azeroth, shall we?
Here we meet Slyvanus Windrunner.
Poor, poor, Sylvanus.
Way back in Warcraft 3, Sylvia here was just your standard high-elf ranger-captain. Nobly defending her homeland of Quel'Thalas from total D-bag Arthas and his undead army. An army trying to bring darkness to the source of power in Quel'Thalas, the Sunwell. Kind of like what happened in that movie . . . you know, the one where Bruce Campbell was trying to defend a magical book from an undead group, sort of organized like a militia or something?
Except since Bruce Campbell wasn't around, it fell to Sylvanus to defend her homeland without the help of a chainsaw or a boomstick. So Arthas, now an evil version of a former hero, kinda kicked everyone's ass and turned our stalwart elf-lady here into a wild-haired banshee dark version of herself . . . kind of like what happened to Embeth Davidtz- in that one flick.
Yeah kind of like when this happened. Now if only I could remember the name of the damn thing!
Help me out here. It was sort of like, "Battalion of the Night!"
So yeah she becomes his minion, but not forever, as she stays like, super pissed at Arthas the whole time. Eventually she breaks out of the control of ol' Arthy, stops being a ghostly banshee thing and gets a body (albeit a zombie one) and forms a little group called the forsaken, which if you've ever rolled an undead Horde character in WoW, was who you were working for.
So she's kind of a big deal in WoW, being a faction leader and all. She's also strangely alluring. At least for a corpse. Mostly because unlike the vast majority of undead characters in WoW, she apparently has all of her body parts, AND she's still an elf on top of that, so if you're into long ears, then things are going your way.
Plus I've seen the cosplay:
Is it necrophilia if they're just dressed as a corpse? Or am I just a complete and utter freak?Oh wait, no, I'm definitely a freak.