Total Nerd The 13 Sexiest Video Game Commercials Of All Time  

Greg Stopera
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There really isn't much to say about these commercials/ads but thank God for the wonderful marketing scheme which is hot chicks. Here's a list of the 13 sexiest video game oriented commercials ever made. But we can't just give you videos of hot chicks, you need to learn something. Included are descriptions of how relevant the hot chicks are to the actual games... what?
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Oh, Nintendo Wii. How many hot girls will go into YouTube videos involving you?

The single biggest system in hot girl history, the Nintendo Wii's functionality is displayed here amazingly in the ad for WWE Smackdown! vs. Raw.

Two complete douchebags cull two insanely hot girls who would never get his passionate about a wrestling game (um, I'm sorry, but we all know that wrestling games have a pretty big learning curve if you want to accurately execute your favorite wrestler's finishing moves) into a game inside.

This commercial shows how fun the game can be really well; but it also shows how cumbersome some of the moves are going to be when you're playing it on the Wii.

The girls have obviously played this game before, and people obviously are going to need to keep a firm grip on their Wii Remotes.

This factors into the game very well, though, because it gives us all a great view into EXACTLY the experience we're going to have (both in gameplay AND with women) when we buy the game. see more on WWE SmackDown! vs. Raw
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Bayonetta


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I mean...

Also Ranked

#13 on The Best Wii U Games Of All Time

#4 on The Best Wii U Shooter Games

see more on Bayonetta

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Samus is hot. End of story.

Epilogue: So, this commercial features a hot girl walking down an alley with boots that are obviously made for walking (and that is, ostensibly, what they will do).

This game features the woman who is arguably gaming's most prominent and important female character and portrays her as a hot girl who is not interested in looking sexy for you, but has a mission.

As this probable-ex-porn-star walks through the alley, we see the Samus armor forming around all her ladybits, which is awesome, but then we end with seeing her prepare to shoot.

The rest of the commercial features gameplay, but the fact that we put a little bit more of a human face on Samus in the form of a hot girl who does not care about you makes this one of the sexiest commercials for a game ever because what is hotter than what we can't have?

Also Ranked

#94 on The Best Nintendo Games, Ranked

#6 on The Best Metroid Games

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Nintendo Wii


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We don't know what the official name of this video is, but it is a super sexist, very un-P.C. take on the Mac commercials that typically feature the ultra-hip Justin Long and schlubby John Hodgman. But this time it has a robust brunette chick and a skinny, overenthusiastic blond chick talking about how sexy and awesome the Wii is compared to the PlayStation 3. And we almost believe them. Almost.