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This is a collection of stupid quotes from singer John Mayer, from his sex life with Jessica Simpson to his self pleasure rituals. We all know that John Mayer is a giant loser, but he still can't seem to keep his mouth in check (especially in a recent Playboy interview), and eventually someone is going to try and wash it out with a bag of Summer's Eve.

It's not only us, other girls (Taylor Swift, ahem) also view him as the ultimate jerk. Sure, his love songs are beautiful, but does that make up for the fact that he is a jerk in almost ever other area of life? No. After you read these terrible, annoying, sometimes even racially insensitive quotes, you'll want to punch the guy right in his stupid singing face.

My d*ck is sort of like a whit... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The 15 Douchiest John Mayer Quotes
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My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist


"I don't think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f**kin' David Duke c*ck. I'm going to start dating separately from my d*ck."

John Mayer on interracial relationships in an interview with Playboy magazine, 2010.

If you really had a hood pass,... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 15 Douchiest John Mayer Quotes
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If you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n***er Pass.


"MAYER: My two biggest hits are 'Your Body Is a Wonderland' and 'Daughters.' If you think those songs are pandering, then you'll think I'm a douche bag. It's like I come on very strong. I am a very…I'm just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can't handle very, then I'm a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That's why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you're very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n***** pass."

Playboy interview, 2010

I can outgay this guy, right n... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 15 Douchiest John Mayer Quotes
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I can outgay this guy, right now.


All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated f*gs. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long..."

John Mayer on his highly publicized kissing Perez Hilton.

I have male fans, but I'm pers... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 15 Douchiest John Mayer Quotes
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I have male fans, but I'm persuading them to become female!


"I have male fans, but I'm persuading them to become female!"