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These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have "No Nudity" clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene. They're sexy, beautiful, occasionally talented, and totally aren't going to show you their boobs on purpose. Yes, we live in a world where not only will you never see Jessica Alba's full bare bitches in moving, high-definition, but where Kathy Bates has been fully naked on film more times than all of these women put together. This is the most painful list you will ever read and I apologize ahead of time. So get a box of tissues and get ready to read this devastating list. The tissues are for the tears, by the way.

Olivia Munn is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film
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Olivia Munn is not a woman to take lightly. Not only can she out-nerd some of the nerdiest troll-like virgins out there, but apparently she has some brass ovaries too.

She agreed to pose for Playboy Magazine, and get this, doesn’t show a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g.

At this point it’s really not clear if you should respect the hell out of her for taking a stance or be really pissed off at the major tease, but can you really be mad at someone who is that damned hot?

Thought so.

UPDATE
Well, it looks like Olivia is a damn liar, but we won't hold it against her since it's probably the best lie to happen to us all. Munn has gone back on her word to never get naked on film and supplied us all with a glimpse at her goods in Magic Mike. Get Access To NSFW Olivia Munn Photos Here.

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Megan Fox is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film
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Let's start off by ripping this band-aid off quick...

"That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Paraphrasing: "Never go see any of my movies ever again, please. Thank you!"

For now it doesn’t seem like she’s going to budge, but we'll see what time and inevitable career limbo have to say about the whole thing *points to Lindsay Lohan*... *and her thumbs*... awww, who are we kidding? Nobody cares about her thumbs. If Megan Fox approached you at a party wearing what she is in the picture here, you wouldn't deny her, even if her thumbs were made of hamsters.

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Christina Hendricks is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film
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No one will say that Christina Hendricks doesn’t have an amazing body, but she wants you to shut the f**k up about it.

"I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!"

A woman like that is not very likely to have her body go completely on display so that her talent can get put in the trunk. Speaking of trunks, Daaaaaamn. That being said, who doesn't actually respect the woman for her acting abilities? 

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Jessica Alba is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 15 Hottest Actresses You Will Never See Naked on Film
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If you want to know who to punch in the face for convincing Jessica Alba to keep her girls to herself, it's Jesus. She is so against full frontal, that she even got litigious when her photo showed up on the cover of an issue of Playboy, but dropped the suit shortly after.

When asked to go topless in ‘Sin City’, she answered with: "I don't do nudity. I just don't. Maybe that makes me a bad actress. Maybe I won't get hired in some things. But I have too much anxiety".

There's nothing we can do here except wait for her career to go South, sadly. And thus lies the dilemma of this entire list. We all love these ladies so much, but in order to get to what we would after 3 dates (in a dream world), we have to wait years and for them to leave their prime.

Life is hard.

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