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Rachel Stewart
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If you put all of the crazy things Charlie Sheen has done in one place, you start to notice a trend. The guy does not give a f*ck. We've seen more of Charlie Sheen's insanity than ever before since he started opening his mouth defending himself, most notably when he's gone literally against the hand that feeds him by starting a "war" with CBS and Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre. Not to mention his trip to the ER with a hernia after doing cocaine for 36 hours with prostitutes, hookers, and porn stars, AND that story where Charlie Sheen shot wife-to-be Kelly Preston on accident.

This may all lead you to ask: What drugs has Charlie Sheen done? Too many to count. The guy is crazy. Through the years, few stars have seen more trainwrecks than Charlie Sheen. So here, in full list-form and in all their headline glory, are the craziest things Charlie Sheen has ever done - high or sober - and that's saying something. From taking a knife to your girlfriend, to flat out shooting her, to threatening your wife's life, to using your status to try to get a hooker, here are his most dumbass, "Charlie Sheen crazy" shenanigans all in one place.

What did Charlie Sheen do? Probably anything you can think of, and his arrest record proves it. He may be a movie star, but he's also technically a criminal. Enjoy these (accidentally funny) totally crazy Charlie Sheen stories and be glad that you (probably) have your life together just a little bit more than this guy. 
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Charlie Sheen Gambles During Childbirth, Threatens to Kill Wife (Denise Richards)

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Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards's divorce was one of the ugliest battles in Hollywood history.

In court papers filed in 2006, Denise Richards, Sheen's second wife, made 17 pages worth of allegations against Sheen, including, but not limited to:

1. "Sheen abused prescription drugs after the 2004 birth of our first daughter, Sam, and told Richards "I 'better not tell anybody about his using these drugs and better keep it to myself.' I understood by these statements that (he) would physically harm me and our baby."

2. Richards also claimed that on the way to the hospital for the birth of their daughter Lola last year, Sheen placed a gambling bet by phone, and was checking his pager, yes pager, for the results as she was wheeled into surgery for her C-section.

3. Things turned violent on Dec. 27, 2005, according to the papers, when Sheen allegedly hit Richards's wrist and shoved her in the stomach after she confronted him about p*********y Web sites featuring "very young girls" that he'd been visiting. She claims Sheen told her that "if I revealed anything about his lifestyle, 'You won't lay your head down at night.' I understood this to mean that he would kill me."

Sheen has pulled this sh*t before; in 1996, he was charged with assaulting his girlfriend at his home in California. He pleaded no contest and got two years probation.
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Kids? Eeeeh, No, I'm Okay: Charlie Sheen Gives Up Custody

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When Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards originally got divorced in 2005, they shared custody of their two daughters, Sam and Lola.

However, after many a drug and hooker binge, Sheen gave Denise full custody of the kids.

He pays $50,000 a month in child support, is happy to remarry, has plenty of time to shamelessly bang escorts, generally s**ts around, and snorts coke religiously, but spending time with the kids? Eeeeeehhh, commitment and family values are for squares.
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Accidentally Shoots Kelly Preston with a Gun

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Clearly not exactly sober at the time, Sheen "accidentally" shot his then-fiance Kelly Preston in the arm; the wound required two stitches - which, as you can imagine, didn't exactly work wonders for their engagement at the time.

Soon after that, Preston dumped Sheen and ultimately ended up with her current beau, cult-ambassador, possible-LGBT-leader and actor John Travolta.

Apparently no one filed charges, probably because everyone involved already knew Charlie Sheen and what to expect from the guy, and hey, at least this one wasn't on Christmas.
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Did So Much Cocaine That His Dad Called the Cops

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In 1998, after a cocaine overdose, Martin Sheen reported Charlie Sheen for violating his parole and issued a public appeal for fans to "pray for him."

He was arrested and sent to rehab; this one was the first of many for Sheen. A little embarassing to have your parents call the cops though... especially at age 33.
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