1 1,802 VOTES
To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!
1,594 208 Agree or disagree?
2 1,515 VOTES
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'
1,343 172 Agree or disagree?
3 1,526 VOTES
Me fail english? That's unpossible!
1,271 255 Agree or disagree?
Filed Under: Quotations peopleTVthe simpsonsTV quotesFOX
4 1,313 VOTES
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
1,071 242 Agree or disagree?