TV Quotes The 20 Best Simpsons Quotes  

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To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!
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Just once I'd like someone to ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 20 Best Simpsons Quotes
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2 1,609 VOTES
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'
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Me fail english? That's unpossible!
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Ralph Wiggum
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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
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