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The 20 Best Simpsons Quotes

Updated June 26, 2019 16.0k votes 3.9k voters 250.5k views20 items

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  • 1

    To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems!

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    Homer
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    2

    Just once I'd like someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'

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  • 3

    Me fail english? That's unpossible!

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    Ralph Wiggum
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  • 4

    You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

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