Spoiler-Free Tweets About The Batman That Made Us Audibly Cackle In Public
The Batman is breaking the box office, but not everyone is freaking out over it or has seen it yet. These folks posted about the film... and the best part is you don't even need to watch to laugh at these tweets about the film.
1. Future Announcer In The Works
My favorite part while seeing "The Batman" :
— Grimlockimus (@ChromeTyranno) March 6, 2022
Movie: *Shot of a dark alley next to some criminals*
Kid in the audience: "BATMAN IS IN THERE!"
Movie: *Nothing happens and the scene changes*
Kid in the audience: "I'm sorry everyone. I thought he was in there"2. Team Edward Everyday!!
me sitting in the theater waiting for the batman to start pic.twitter.com/86k9PVwscV
— goth mcstuffins 🕸 (@washedupseahag) March 5, 20223. ;)
coworker: how long is the new batman
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) March 7, 2022
me: i'd say at least 9 inches. just the vibe i get from him4. Hurts
the entire time i was watching the batman i was just thinking about this tweet pic.twitter.com/3IzvzFBBTB
— maz 🦇the batman watcher (@kxriandrs) March 7, 20225. This Really Got Us Thinking
I think they need to come up with an explanation for these massive bat ear things other than Batman likes to pretend he's a bat. Like there should be a scene where he explains it's for wifi so he doesn't use all his monthly data. pic.twitter.com/WvmQa7x4hi
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) March 7, 20226. Hot Take
robert pattinson can pull off playing batman but christian bale could never play edward cullen it is what it is
— social hermit (@janineshuitaa) March 4, 2022