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The Best 3000 Miles to Graceland Quotes  

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The best 3000 Miles to Graceland quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from 3000 Miles to Graceland with the help of your votes. Starring Kurt Russell and Kevin Costner, 3000 Miles to Graceland was directed by Demian Lichtenstein and released in 2001.

What is your favorite 3000 Miles to Graceland quote? One memorable line was when Murphy said, "I said get a couple of guys, Jack. A couple of guys." Another great line from 3000 Miles to Graceland is, "Funny. You're not, so get his head on the f*cking ground," also spoken by Murphy

Vote up your top 3000 Miles to Graceland quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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Looks Egyptian To Me is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best 3000 Miles to Graceland Quotes
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Looks Egyptian To Me

Cybil Waingrow: This looks Beautiful.
Murphy: It's one of my favorite pieces.
Cybil Waingrow: Yeah. Where's it from?
Murphy: Out my *ss.
Cybil Waingrow: Excuse me.
Murphy: It's an African piece.
Cybil Waingrow: Looks Egyptian to me.

 

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You're Not My Dad is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best 3000 Miles to Graceland Quotes
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You're Not My Dad

Michael Zane: Finish your fries.
Jesse Waingrow: You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
Michael Zane: Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?
Jesse Waingrow: Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?

 

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A Couple Of Guys is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best 3000 Miles to Graceland Quotes
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A Couple Of Guys

Jack: Meet Hamilton.
Murphy: I said get a couple of guys, Jack. A couple of guys.
Jack: He is a couple of guys.

 

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She's Still Alive

Michael Zane: I've got good news and bad news.
Jesse Waingrow: What's the good news?
Michael Zane: Your mom's in the trunk.
Jesse Waingrow: What's the bad news?
Michael Zane: She's still alive.

 

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