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The Best Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Movie Quotes

Updated February 6, 2019 61 votes 11 voters

The best Ace Ventura: Pet Detective quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Courtney Cox, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective was directed by Tom Shadyac and released in 1994.

What is your favorite Ace Ventura: Pet Detective quote? One memorable line was when Ace said, "Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife!" Another great line from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is, "What the...that's it. That's it. Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a MAN! OH MY GOD! EINHORN IS A MAN?!" spoken by Ace.

Vote up your top Ace Ventura: Pet Detective quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

 

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    Now Kiss And Make Up

    Now Kiss And Make Up
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    Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how you gonna solve that one?
    Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porking his wife!
    Aguado: Why, you
    Ace: Now, kiss and make up.

     

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    Is That The Tank

    Roger Podactor: Who's he?
    Melissa Robinson: Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. He's our pet detective.
    Podactor: Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz.
    Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? Oh, yeah, the bitch.
    Podactor: What?
    Ventura: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her. Is that the tank? Excuse me. 

     

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    I Came To Confess

    I Came To Confess
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    Ace Ventura: Assholimio... Osodomia...Lea...HOLY...testicle Tuesday!
    Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here?
    Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

     

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    LOSERS

    Ace: Oh, there is just...one more thing, Lieutenant. This lady heard a scream, isn't that right?
    Lady: Yes.
    Ace: And this gentleman says he opened this door, correct?
    Man: Yeah.
    Ace Ventura: You're certain you had to open this door!
    Man: Yeah, I'm certain.
    Lois Einhorn: What's the point, Ventura?!
    Ventura: Only this... This is double-paned soundproof glass! There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut! The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony, and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes! Yes! Oh, yeah! Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear. Losers?
    Einhorn: GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
    Ventura: LOSERS! Leh-hew, ze-hers!

     

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