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The Best 'Airplane II: The Sequel' Quotes

Updated November 4, 2019 95 votes 22 voters 1.7k views37 items

Airplane II: The Sequel quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the parody film Airplane II: The Sequel as determined by you and your votes. Released on December 10, 1982, Airplane II was the follow-up to the 1980 hit Airplane!. The creative team behind the original film, however, was not involved in the sequel's making. The tagline for Airplane II: The Sequel was, "For the ride of your life... All you need for Christmas are your two front seats!"

What are the best Airplane II: The Sequel quotes? Do you like the line from Dr. Stone, "I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Airplane II: The Sequel quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

  • Opening Crawl: [scrolling up a la Star Wars style] By the close of the twentieth century, construction of colonies on the lunar surface had begun and with this colonization came a new era in space travel. As our story opens, Mayflower 1, the first passenger shuttle to the moon, prepares for its maiden voyage--a voyage filled with hope, yet destined for disaster.Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, Princess Amoura lay back in her bed as the handsome young knight entered the room. The princess slipped off her robe, revealing her silky white thighs. The knight embraced her roughly, and began to caress her soft, round…
  • Ted Striker: Which passenger is Joe Solucci?
    Testa: 16C. Why?
    Ted Striker: He's carrying a bomb.
    Testa: A bah—[hands fly up to her mouth to muffle her words]
    Striker: No, Not a bah. A bomb.
  • Ted Striker: I got a piece of metal. It's a bobby pin.
    Murdock: A bobby pin? What the hell is the man doing with a bobby pin?
  • Girl on Shuttle: [Repeated to different men throughout the movie] I don't mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I hardly know you. But I don't think we're gonna live through this. And... I've never been with a man before.