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The Best American Pie 2 Quotes

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American Pie 2 quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the comedy American Pie 2 as determined by you and your votes. The sequel, which continues the story of the original American Pie group after their first year in college, was released on August 10, 2001. The tagline was "Time for your next piece of pie!" Did you know, references to the University of Michigan had to be removed from the original American Pie script due to the school's objection to the movie's content.

What are the best American Pie 2 quotes? Do you like Finch's "How did you do that magic you did?" line? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top American Pie 2 quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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    [Jim is on the roof with his hand in his pants looking at the paint truck but can't get to the paint thinner. A local sheriff's deputy pulls up, chirps his siren, and gets out of his vehicle.]
    Deputy: Hands where we can see 'em! (Jim raises his left hand with the porn tape glued to it) Both hands! Get the other hand up, goddamn it!
    Jim: I can't! I'm glued! I'm glued. Sorry.
  • [Two uniformed police officers are walking up to Stifler's house to break up his party.]
    Officer 1: This is the Stifler house, isn't it? You ever see Mrs. Stifler?
    Officer 2: Jeez, what a MILF.
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    [Two uniformed police officers break up Stifler's house party.]
    Officer: Where's Steve Stifler?
    [Stifler enters from the balcony incident, wet and looking distraught]
    Stifler: I got peed on.
  • [Jim's Dad sees Jim looking at pictures of Nadia]
    Jim's Dad: Ah, yes, the one that got away.
    Jim: Yeah.
    Jim's Dad: Yeah. Well, evidently you two made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. Oh, I didn't see it. It, uh, was brought up at a PTA meeting.