The best Analyze This quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Analyze This, with the help of your votes. Starring Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal, Analyze This was directed by Harold Ramis and released in 1999.
What is your favorite Analyze This quote? One memorable line was when Paul Vitti said, "Hey! That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?" Another great line from Analyze This is, "You know what I do I'm angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel," spoken by Dr. Ben Sobel.
Vote up your top Analyze This quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
That's Good, Doc
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain't my fault.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh, so you're telling me it was suicide?
Boss Paul Vitti: I don't know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
Jelly: Uh no, but they will in a minute.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oh, and let me guess what it says? "Life is bulls**t, I can't f**king take it no more! Signed, the Dead Guy."
Jelly: Hey, that's good, Doc.60Love this quote?
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Kisses My Kids GoodnightDr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey! That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?139Love this quote?
Married His Mother
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Boss Paul Vitti: F**kin' Greeks.84Love this quote?
Boss Paul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a f*g... I'm gonna kill you, you understand?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Could we define the word "f*g," because...?
Boss Paul Vitti: I go f*g, you die. Got it?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Got it.65Love this quote?