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The Best Analyze This Movie Quotes 

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Updated February 5, 2019 40 votes 26 voters 1.2k views

The best Analyze This quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Analyze This, with the help of your votes. Starring Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal, Analyze This was directed by Harold Ramis and released in 1999.

What is your favorite Analyze This quote? One memorable line was when Paul Vitti said, "Hey! That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?" Another great line from Analyze This is, "You know what I do I'm angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel," spoken by Dr. Ben Sobel.

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Kisses My Kids Goodnight... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Analyze This Movie Quotes
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Kisses My Kids Goodnight
Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey! That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
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Married His Mother

Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Boss Paul Vitti: F**kin' Greeks.

 

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Change With The Times is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Analyze This Movie Quotes
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Change With The Times

Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a f**kin' website?

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Got It

Boss Paul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a f*g... I'm gonna kill you, you understand?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Could we define the word "f*g," because...?
Boss Paul Vitti: I go f*g, you die. Got it?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Got it.

 

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