Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the comedy Austin Powers in Goldmember as determined by you and your votes. A parody of several James Bond films (for example, Goldfinger), Austin Powers in Goldmember was the third film in the Austin Powers franchise. Starring Mike Myers in the title role, Goldmember also featured Beyoncé as Foxxy Cleopatra. Released in theaters on July 26, 2002, the tagline was "The grooviest movie of the summer has a secret, baby!"
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- Photo: Wikimedia Commons (CC-BY)Austin: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
Foxxy: Tell me something I don't know.
Austin: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
Foxxy: Say what?
Austin: That's something you don't know.
- (deleted scene in Infinifilm edition)
Dr. Evil: Goldmember, I have an anagram for you: "I fit iron dick."
Goldmember: Yes. "I fit iron dick." Yes, it's an anagram, so it's a jumble word. Okay, jumbling, jumbling... Carry the 7... Divided by... Yes...
Dr. Evil: Yeah, can't get it? "I fit iron dick," "frickin' idiot." (spells it to the tune to 'Old McDonald Had a Farm') F-r-i-c-k-i-n' i-d-i-o-t. With a frick-frick here and a frick-frick there; here a frick, there a frick, everywhere a frick-frick. Dr. Evil had a suuu-ubbb... filled with... frick-in idiots.
- Photo: Wikimedia Commons (CC-BY)Dr. Evil: Lower the globe.
Frau: Lower the globe! [Goldmember flinches, the globe falls onto Dr. Evil's head]
Dr. Evil: Ow! Ow!
Dr. Evil: Well, congratulations, numb-nuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack-in-the-Box! Get it off, get it off! It's dark, it's dark! [Number 2 pulls the globe off Dr. Evil's head.] Okay, I'm okay. [Goldmember chuckles] Release the meteor.
Frau: Release the meteor! [Mini-me swings a gold meteor model into Dr. Evil's genitals]
Dr. Evil: (falls over) Ohh! Oh! Ohh, no way!
Goldmember: Right in the kinicke!
Dr. Evil: God damn it! Oh! Guys! [to Mini-me who shrugs afterwards] Way to go, a-hole! Everyone, just let me find my balls, for God's sakes. 1, 2, and 3. Okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
- Spielberg: So Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?
Austin: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest filmmaker in the history of cinema is making a mooovie about my life. Very shagadelic, baby. Yeah! (laughs) Having said that, I do have some thoughts.
Spielberg: Really? (holds up an Oscar) My friend here thinks it's fine the way it is.
Austin: Well, no offense, Sir Stevie... (holds up the word 'mojo') ...but you've gotta have mojo baby. Yeah! (blows the word into colorful dust)