The Best Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes 

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Updated April 2, 2019 2.6k views 28 items

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the spy-action comedy Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me as determined by you and your votes. In this second installment of the Austin Powers franchise, Dr. Evil travels back to 1969 in order to take away Austin's mojo, rendering him powerless in the present day. Released on June 11, 1999, the tagline for Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me was "The return of Dr. Evil."

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Machine Gun Jubblies is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes
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[each time Austin pushes a button on the remote, Vanessa motions according to the button pushed]
Austin: Vanessa, what's going on?
[he pushes the play button, and Vanessa walks up to him in normal speed]
Vanessa: I don't know what you mean, Austin. I'm the same Vane--
[her sentence is muted when Austin pushes the mute button; he pushes the same button again]
Vanessa: You must be--
[Austin pushes the SAP button]
Vanessa: [in Spanish] ...Tu imaginación está jugando con ti, querido.
Austin: [in the state of shock] OH, MY GOD!
[Vanessa strangles him by the neck; Austin rips her face off and sees the face of a machine in its place]
Austin: Vanessa! You're a fembot!
Vanessa: No shit, Sherlock! [throws Austin aside and releases machine guns from her breasts]
Austin: Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?
Vanessa: Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.
Austin: Right. [to himself] Oh, my God!
["Vanessa" shoots her machine guns at Austin and stops firing as Austin waves a white flag to surrender]
Dr. Evil's voice: Here's your wedding present, Mr. Powers. A kamikaze bride from me: Dr. Evil. [countdown reaches zero; "Vanessa's" head explodes, destroying bits of the hotel room]
Austin: [unharmed, checks to see if his crotch is intact] Oh, thank God.
Springer: You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really tryin' to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself and each other.
Ivanna Toilet is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes
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Austin: Who are you, baby?
Ivana: Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: Excuse me?
Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: And I Vanna toilet made out of solid gold, but its just not in the cards now, is it? [laughs]
Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Austin: I can guess, baby.
Ivana: We play chess.
Austin: I guessed wrong.
Ivana: It takes a keen intellect to play chess, Mr. Powers. I assume you know how to play.
Austin: Of course, baby.