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Austin: Vanessa, what's going on?
[he pushes the play button, and Vanessa walks up to him in normal speed]
Vanessa: I don't know what you mean, Austin. I'm the same Vane--
[her sentence is muted when Austin pushes the mute button; he pushes the same button again]
Vanessa: You must be--
[Austin pushes the SAP button]
Vanessa: [in Spanish] ...Tu imaginación está jugando con ti, querido.
Austin: [in the state of shock] OH, MY GOD!
[Vanessa strangles him by the neck; Austin rips her face off and sees the face of a machine in its place]
Austin: Vanessa! You're a fembot!
Vanessa: No shit, Sherlock! [throws Austin aside and releases machine guns from her breasts]
Austin: Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?
Vanessa: Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.
Austin: Right. [to himself] Oh, my God!
["Vanessa" shoots her machine guns at Austin and stops firing as Austin waves a white flag to surrender]
Dr. Evil's voice: Here's your wedding present, Mr. Powers. A kamikaze bride from me: Dr. Evil. [countdown reaches zero; "Vanessa's" head explodes, destroying bits of the hotel room]
Austin: [unharmed, checks to see if his crotch is intact] Oh, thank God.
Ivana: Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: Excuse me?
Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: And I Vanna toilet made out of solid gold, but its just not in the cards now, is it? [laughs]
Austin: I can guess, baby.
Ivana: We play chess.
Austin: I guessed wrong.
Ivana: It takes a keen intellect to play chess, Mr. Powers. I assume you know how to play.
Austin: Of course, baby.