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The Best Being John Malkovich Movie Quotes  

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The best Being John Malkovich quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Being John Malkovich, with the help of your votes. Starring John Cusack and Cameron Diaz, Being John Malkovich was directed by Spike Jonze and released in 1999.

What is your favorite Being John Malkovich quote? One memorable line was when Craig says, "It's just a phase. It's the thrill of seeing through somebody else's eyes." Another great line from Being John Malkovich is, "I have been to the dark side and back! I have seen a world that no man should see!" spoken by John M.

Vote up your top Being John Malkovich quotes, regardless of what character they come from.

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Be Still My Heart

Dr. Lester: Ah, tell me Lotte, can you understand a word I'm saying?
Lotte: Oh yes, Dr. Lester, absolutely. You were just explaining the, um, nutritional value of ingesting minerals through a colloidal form, which I personally couldn't agree more with.
Dr. Lester: Oh, be still my heart!


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Low Overhead My Boy is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Being John Malkovich Movie Quotes
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Low Overhead My Boy
Dr. Lester: Any questions?
Craig: Well, just one. Why are these ceilings so low?
Dr. Lester: Low overhead my boy! We pass the savings onto you! Hahaha!
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Speech Impediment

Dr. Lester: Floris! Get Guinness on the phone!
Floris: Ah, yes sir, Genghis Kahn Capone. Fine.
Dr. Lester: Damn fine woman, Floris. I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.


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I Know

Lotte: You are so full of sh*t Maxine!
Maxine: I know.


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