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The Best Bend It Like Beckham Quotes

Updated January 25, 2019 1.2k views13 items

The best Bend It Like Beckham quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Bend It Like Beckham, with the help of your votes. Starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley, Bend It Like Beckham was directed by Gurinder Chadha and released in 2002.

What is your favorite Bend It Like Beckham quote? One memorable line was when Joe says, "That even with the distance, and it concerns your family, we might still have something. Don't you think?" Another great line from Bend It Like Beckham is, "I know - it put me off beans on toast for life," spoken by Jess.

Vote up your top Bend It Like Beckham quotes, regardless of what character they come from.

  • 1

    You Better Get Back

    Joe: You're lucky... to have a family that cares that much about you. I can understand you don't want to mess with it.
    Jess: Joe...
    Joe: And I don't fancy being busted by your dad again. You better get back.
  • 2

    Still A Superstar

    Paula: That's why she's been so depressed lately cos' that Jess broke her heart! She's in love. With a girl!
    Alan Paxton: You're jumping to all the wrong conclusions
    Paula: But I heard her! No wonder she never looked twice at the Kevin or brought any boys home. I tried to get her nice clothes, you know we've had some lovely prints in this summer you know in swimwear and sarongs and that. She never wants to go shopping with me. It was terrible what they did to that George Michael going on about him and his private business in the papers like that! Oh No!
    Alan Paxton: George Michael is still a superstar and you still listen to Wham!


  • 3

    I Really Like Beckham

    Tony: Look, Jessie. You can't plan who you fall for. It just happens. I mean, look at... Posh and Becks.
    Jess: Well, Beckham's the best.
    Tony: Yeah! I really like Beckham too.
    Jess: Well of course you do. No one can cross a ball or bend it like Beckham
    Tony: No, Jess. I really like Beckham.
    Jess: What? You mean... But you're Indian!

  • 4

    Put Me Off Beans On Toast

    Jess: I was eight. My mum was working overtime at Heathrow. And I was trying to cook beans on toast. And I jumped up to the grill to get the toast. And my trousers caught light so my sister put me in the bath, poured cold water over me and pulled them off. And half my skin came off too.
    Joe: Sorry.
    Jess: I know - it put me off beans on toast for life.