1.0k readers

The Best Bottle Rocket Quotes

Updated January 25, 2019 1.0k views13 items

The best Bottle Rocket quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Bottle Rocket, with the help of your votes. Starring Luke Wilson and Owen WilsonBottle Rocket was directed by Wes Anderson and released in 1996. If you learned of Owen Wilson through his films with Ben Stiller, Bottle Rocket is a great chance to see him before he was famous.

What is your favorite Bottle Rocket quote? One memorable line is when Dignan says, "Well, does the fact that I'm trying to do it, do it for you?" Another great line from Bottle Rocket is, "So, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I really wanna be a part of this team. And I'm the only one with a car," spoken by Bob.

Vote up your top Bottle Rocket quotes, regardless of what character they come from.

  • 1

    That Didn't Offend Me

    Abe Henry: I don't mean to offend you, Bob. But your brother's a cocksucker. Does that offend you?
    Bob: No, that didn't offend me.
    Abe Henry: Good.
  • 2

    I Lose My Touch

    Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man!
    Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
    Kumar: I don't know, man; I lose my touch, man!
    Dignan: Did you even have a touch to lose, man?


  • 3

    What Has She Ever Accomplished

    Anthony: She thinks I'm a failure.
    Dignan: What? She said you were a failure? What has she ever accomplished with her life that's so great, man? Nothing.
  • 4

    You're Really Complicated

    Stacy: You're really complicated, aren't you?
    Anthony: I try not to be.