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The Best Bridget Jones's Diary Movie Quotes

Updated February 6, 2019 19 votes 4 voters10 items

The best Bridget Jones's Diary quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Bridget Jones's Diary, with the help of your votes. Starring Renée Zellweger and Colin Firth, Bridget Jones's Diary was directed by Sharon Maguire and released in 2001.

What is your favorite Bridget Jones's Diary quote? One memorable line was when Bridget said, "I've got to leave my current job because I've shagged my boss." Another great line from Bridget Jones's Diary is, "No, I like you very much. Just as you are," spoken by Mark.

Vote up your top Bridget Jones's Diary quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

 

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    Good Afternoon

    Bridget: I'm sorry, I'm not quite fi...
    Mark: Good afternoon.
    Bridget: Hi! You like me just the way I am...
    Mark: Sorry?
    Bridget: Nothing.

     

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    Gravy Needs Sieveing

    Bridget: No Pam. And besides I'm busy, gravy needs sieveing.
    Mark: Surely not, just stir it, Una.

     

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    No Clothes On

    Mother: Come on. Why don't we see if Mark fancies a gherkin.
    Bridget: Maybe this was the mysterious Mr. Right I'd been waiting my whole life to meet. Maybe not.
    Mother: Mark! You remember Bridget. She used to run around your lawn with no clothes on, remember?

     

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    Deeply Apologetic

    Daniel: If walking past my office was attempt to demonstrate presence of skirt, can only say that it has failed parlously-- Cleave.
    Bridget: Shut up, please. I am very busy and important. P.S. How dare you sexually harass me in this impertinent manner?
    Daniel: Message Jones. Mortified to have caused offense. Will avoid all non-P.C. overtones in future. Deeply apologetic. P.S. Like your tits in that top.

     

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