The Best Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes 

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Updated October 13, 2018 1.1k views 21 items

Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the comedy film Buffy the Vampire Slayer as determined by you and your votes. In this film, which is far different in tone and characterization from what would become the iconic TV series, Buffy is a Valley girl, a  cheerleader, and also a vampire hunter. Released on July 31, 1992, the tagline for Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie was "Pert. Wholesome. Way Lethal."

What are the best Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes? Do you like Buffy's line, "Pike isn't a name, it's a fish"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

Bye-Bye Bobby is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes
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[Buffy's mom bids farewell to Buffy and her boyfriend.]
Buffy's Mom: Bye-bye, Bobby.
Jeffery: Bye! [to Buffy] She thinks my name's Bobby?
Buffy: It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.
Buffy: I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
We Hate You Guys is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes
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[Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
Benny: I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
Pike: No, we didn't.
Benny: Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Buffy: Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer: Oh, my God, is that true?
Buffy: Probably. What movie is this?
[Later: Buffy and her friends bump into the same two guys at a cafe.]
Pike: Hey, wait a minute...
Benny: You're the guys from the movie!
Pike: We hate you guys.
Pike:Would you have sex with them?
Benny:Another shot of this, I'll have sex with you
Pike:Yeah but then you'll never call me again