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The Best Burn After Reading Quotes  

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The best Burn After Reading quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Burn After Reading, with the help of your votes. Starring Brad Pitt and George Clooney, Burn After Reading was directed by Ethan Coen and Joel Coen and released in 2008.

What is your favorite Burn After Reading quote? One memorable line was when Chad said, "Put a note up? 'Highly classified sh*t found, Signals Intelligence sh*t, CIA sh*t? Hello? Did you lose your secret CIA sh*t?' I don't think so." Another great line from Burn After Reading is, "Some clown—a couple of clowns got a hold of my memoirs," spoken by Osbourne.

Vote up your top Burn After Reading quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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My Memoirs is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Burn After Reading Quotes
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My Memoirs

Katie: What is going on?
Osbourne: Some clown...a couple of clowns got a hold of my memoirs.
Katie: Your what?
Osbourne: Stole it or... I have no idea how they....
Katie: Your what?
Osbourne: My memoirs... the book I'm writing.
Katie: Why in God's name would they think that's worth anything?!

 

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Hard To Say is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Burn After Reading Quotes
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Hard To Say

CIA Supervisor: Jesus F*cking Christ. What did we learn, Palmer?
Palmer: I don't know sir.
CIA Supervisor: I don't f*cking know either. I guess we learned not to do it again. I'm f*cked if I know what we did.
Palmer: Yes sir, it's hard to say.

 

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Put Up A Note

Chad: Throw it out?!
Linda: You can't do that! You should put a note up in the ladies' locker room.
Chad: Put a note up? "Highly classified sh*t found, Signals Intelligence sh*t, CIA sh*t? Hello? Did you lose your secret CIA sh*t?" I don't think so.

 

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Where's The Money is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Burn After Reading Quotes
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Where's The Money

Linda: Where's the money?
Chad: He hit me.
Linda: Where's the money?!
Chad: He didn't give it to me.

 

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