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Caddyshack quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the comedy Caddyshack as determined by you and your votes. Released on July 25, 1980, Caddyshack has over time become one of the best-regarded sports movies of all time. The setting is an exclusive golf course, and the movie's tagline quote was "At last, a comedy that bites!" – a clear reference to the destructive little gopher who made his star-turn in Caddyshack.

What are the best Caddyshack quotes? Do you like Ty Webb telling Danny, "Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Caddyshack quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.
 

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Funny Sayings
Ty Webb: Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
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What the Judge Is
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. 
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Liking Danny
Ty: I like you, Betty.
Danny: It's Danny, sir.
Ty: Danny. Danny, I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen; all you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking...let things happen...and be...the ball.
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Gopher Killing
Sandy: [with heavy Scottish brougue] Carl, I want you to kill all the gophers on the course.
Carl: Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great git! Gophers - the little brown, furry rodents!
Carl: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
Sandy: Aye! Well, do it, man!
Carl: OK, but why don't we do the same thing, but with gophers? [Sandy storms off] It's not my fault nobody understands what you're saying.
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