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The Best Caddyshack Quotes

Caddyshack quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the comedy Caddyshack as determined by you and your votes. Released on July 25, 1980, Caddyshack has over time become one of the best-regarded sports movies of all time. The setting is an exclusive golf course, and the movie's tagline quote was "At last, a comedy that bites!" – a clear reference to the destructive little gopher who made his star-turn in Caddyshack.

What are the best Caddyshack quotes? Do you like Ty Webb telling Danny, "Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Caddyshack quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

  • 5
    9 VOTES

    Rat Farts

    Bishop: Rat Farts!
    Agree or disagree?
  • 6
    26 VOTES

    Gas Chambers

    Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
    Agree or disagree?
  • 7
    17 VOTES

    The Pond

    Ty Webb: We have pond in the back, but we have a pool—and a pond.... pond be good for you. Natural spring.
    Agree or disagree?
  • 8
    16 VOTES

    Get Nothing

    Spaulding: I want a hamburger-- No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake, I want potato...
    Smails: You'll get nothing and like it!
    Agree or disagree?