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The Best Can't Hardly Wait Quotes

Updated May 29, 2019 14 votes 7 voters

The best Can't Hardly Wait quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Can't Hardly Wait, with the help of your votes. Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ethan Embry, Can't Hardly Wait was directed by Deborah Kaplan and Harry Elfont and released in 1998.

What is your favorite Can't Hardly Wait quote? One memorable line was when X-Phile 2 said, "So what are you gonna do? They're gonna kick you out if you don't drink." Another great line from Can't Hardly Wait is, "You remember the time that you had to make that really stupid speech, and I kinda sorta tripped you, and everybody started laughing at you in school?" spoken by Mike Dexter.

Vote up your top Can't Hardly Wait quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Kiss Dolls

    Kiss Dolls
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    William Lichter: You are Grand Moff Tarkin, and you are Boba Fett.
    X-Phile 1: Wait. How come he gets to be Boba Fett?
    William Lichter: Really, it doesn't matter. All right, fine. You're Boba Fett; you're Grand Moff Tarkin.
    X-Phile 2: I don't want to be Grand Moff Tarkin.
    William Lichter: All right, you know what? Fine. You're both Kiss dolls.

     

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    Get A Life

    Get A Life
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    Yearbook Girl: Kenny Fisher, sign my yearbook.
    Kenny Fisher: No, thanks. No time.
    Yearbook Girl: Come on. Where's your school spirit? Go Hot Dogs!
    Homeboy 1: Bitch, get a life!

     

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    You Could Get Drunk

    You Could Get Drunk
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    William Lichter: OK, we're gonna rendezvous here at 0030 hours, all right?
    X-Phile 1: Wait, William. There's gonna be drinking in there.
    William Lichter: Yeah, so?
    X-Phile 2: So what are you gonna do? They're gonna kick you out if you don't drink.
    William Lichter: Well, I will be drinking.
    X-Phile 1: But William, you could get drunk.
    X-Phile 2: You could get addicted.

     

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    I'm A Sex Machine

    Preston Meyers: Any words of encouragement?
    Exchange Student: Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine.

     

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