The best A Christmas Story quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from A Christmas Story, with the help of your votes. Starring Melinda Dillon and Darren McGavin, A Christmas Story was directed by Bob Clark and released in 1983.
What is your favorite A Christmas Story quote? One memorable line was when Schwartz says, "I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!" Another great line from A Christmas Story is, "It, it t'was... soap poisoning!" spoken by Ralphie.
Vote up your top A Christmas Story quotes, regardless of what character they come from.
Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the Queen-Mother Of Dirty Words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Mr. Parker: WHAT did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie as Adult: It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.584Love this quote?
Triple Dog-Dare You
Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Flick: You're full of it!
Schwartz: Oh yeah?
Schwartz: Well I double DOG-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was left but a triple-dare-you, and finally, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Flick: You guys are real dumb.
Schwartz: I TRIPLE dog-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple-dare-you and going right for the throat!492Love this quote?
Put Your Arms Down
Randy: I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!!
Mrs. Parker: Well, put you arms when you get to school.474Love this quote?
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] "C+"?! Oh no! It couldn't be!
Ms. Shields: C+! C+!
Ralphie as Adult: Oh no! "You'll shoot your eye out?!"
Ralphie: Oh no.
Ralphie as Adult: My mother must've gotten to Ms. Shields! There could be no other explanation!!
Ms. Shields and Mrs. Parker: You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out!455Love this quote?