Because it's such a classic and beloved movie, here are the funniest Clerks movie quotes, as voted on by Kevin Smith fans like you. Clerks is the low budget flick that launched Kevin Smith's career as a movie director. The black-and-white black comedy centers on two clerks, Dante and Randall, and the horribly amazing single day they have at 'work'. With the eventually legendary Jay and Silent Bob, the duo play hockey, talk about the significance of blowjobs, and much more. Clerks has some legendary quotes, and is certifiably crazy and a certified cult classic.What are the best Clerks quotes? Vote for your favorites below and let the best one liners and quotes from the movie Clerks rise to the top of the list.
Dante: Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him.Veronica: Because I never had sex with him.Dante: You sucked his dick!Veronica: We went out a few times. We never had sex, but we fooled around.Dante: Oh, my God! Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?Veronica: Because I did only have sex with three different guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.Dante: Oh, my God, I feel so nauseous.Veronica: Sorry, Dante, I thought you understood.Dante: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!Veronica: Please calm down.Dante: How many?Veronica: Dante!Dante: How many dicks have you sucked?Veronica: Let it go!Dante: How many?Veronica: All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!Dante: This is different! This is important! How many? Well?Veronica: Um... something like 36.Dante: WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE 36!?Veronica: Lower your voice.Dante: Wait, what is that anyway, "something like 36?" Does that include me?Veronica: Um... 37.Dante: I'M 37!?Veronica: I'm going to class.Dante: Oh, my God. 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!Customer: In a row?
Jobs That Matter
Lady: It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.