The Best 'Clerks' Movie Quotes

Because it's such a classic and beloved movie, here are the funniest Clerks movie quotes, as voted on by Kevin Smith fans like you. Clerks is the low budget flick that launched Kevin Smith's career as a movie director. The black-and-white black comedy centers on two clerks, Dante and Randall, and the horribly amazing single day they have at 'work'. With the eventually legendary Jay and Silent Bob, the duo play hockey, talk about the significance of blowjobs, and much more. Clerks has some legendary quotes, and is certifiably crazy and a certified cult classic. 

What are the best Clerks quotes? Vote for your favorites below and let the best one liners and quotes from the movie Clerks rise to the top of the list.