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The Best Daddy Day Care Quotes

Updated February 23, 2019 63 votes 23 voters 1.1k views6 items

The best Daddy Day Care quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Daddy Day Care, with the help of your votes. Starring Eddie Murphy and Jeff Garlin, Daddy Day Care was directed by Steve Carr and released in 2003.

What is your favorite Daddy Day Care quote? One memorable line was when Phil said, "Mr. Broccoli's a no-show." Another great line from Daddy Day Care is, "I got F-I-R-E-D. Me and 300 other people," spoken by Charlie.

Vote up your top Daddy Day Care quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Have To Feed Minds

    Becca: We need more learning about things!
    Charlie: More learning about things?
    Becca: Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!

     

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      Me And 300 Other People

      Kim: How was your day, baby?
      Charlie: I lost my J-O-B.
      Kim: You lost your J-O-B?
      Charlie: I got F-I-R-E-D. Me and 300 other people.

       

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        Such A Good Girl

        Jamie's Mom: Who are you going to call if there's any problem? (gives her a phone)
        Jamie: 911, Mommy.
        Jamie's Mom: Oh, such a good girl!

         

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          I Can't Compete With Fun

          Miss Harridan: They're selling fun. I can't compete with fun.

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