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Dazed and Confused quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the coming-of-age film Dazed and Confused as determined by you and your votes. Written and directed by Richard Linklater, Dazed and Confused focused on the last day of school for several teenagers in Texas. The year was 1976. Released on February 10, 1994, the tagline for Dazed and Confused was "Weed rules." The cast of Dazed and Confused is notable for some of the future stars it features in smaller roles, including Oscar winner Matthew McConaughey.
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Dawson: Not bad for a little freshman but you gotta watch out for older girlsMelvin Spivey: Hey. Come here. We just wanna know something. You gonna be fucking that tonight, or are you gonna be a little wimp?Mitch:[laughs] How do you know I haven't alreadyMelvin Spivey:[clearly pleased, laughs] Go along man, I think its past your bedtime!
Mitch: [after seniors threaten him] Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher: It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle.[shouts]Men![the boys jump] Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.Mitch: Okay.
Wooderson: I've been thinkin' about gettin' back in school, though, man. Dawson: What, like, J.C. or something like that? Wooderson: Yeah, man, that's where all the girls are right? But I'd just as soon keep workin', though, keep a little change in my pocket. Better than listenin' to some dipshit, doesn't know what the hell he's talkin' about, anyway! Dawson: I know what you're talkin' about, man! Wooderson [to Mitch]: So, you're a freshman, right? Tell me, man, how's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin' this year? Dawson: Wood, you're gonna go to jail very soon, man! Wooderson: Naw, man. That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age. Dawson: Yes, they do. Wooderson: Yes, they do.
Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
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