The Best Death To Smoochy Movie Quotes  

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The best Death To Smoochy quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Death To Smoochy, with the help of your votes. Starring Robin Williams and Edward Norton, Death To Smoochy was directed by Danny DeVito and released in 2002.

What is your favorite Death To Smoochy quote? One memorable line was when Rainbow Randolph said, "Bastard son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie!" Another great line from Death To Smoochy is, "You can't change the world but you can make a dent," spoken by Sheldon Mopes aka Smoochy.

Vote up your top Death To Smoochy quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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What Are The Magic Numbers

Sheldon: So remember kids, a step-dad is a lot like a new puppy. They need patience and love while they adjust to their new surroundings. But remember - if he is ever abusive to you or mommy, what are the magic numbers?
Kids: 9-1-1!
Sheldon: Thaaaaaaat's right!


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Little Booger Eater is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Death To Smoochy Movie Quotes
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Little Booger Eater

Randolph: You want your little booger eater on my show?
Wife: Yes, very much.
Randolph: Then don't tell me how to run my f*cking business.

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Not Looking This Way

Sheldon: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
Nora: They all have views, you dumb sh*t!
Sheldon: Not looking this way, cupcake!


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I Never Saw Venice

Randolph: Let go of me you F*CKING JUNKIE!
Buggy: I never saw Venice!


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