The best Death To Smoochy quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Death To Smoochy, with the help of your votes. Starring Robin Williams and Edward Norton, Death To Smoochy was directed by Danny DeVito and released in 2002.
What is your favorite Death To Smoochy quote? One memorable line was when Rainbow Randolph said, "Bastard son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie!" Another great line from Death To Smoochy is, "You can't change the world but you can make a dent," spoken by Sheldon Mopes aka Smoochy.
Vote up your top Death To Smoochy quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
Little Booger EaterPhoto: user uploaded image
Randolph: You want your little booger eater on my show?
Wife: Yes, very much.
Randolph: Then don't tell me how to run my f*cking business.32Love this quote?
It's Against ProcedurePhoto: user uploaded image
Tommy: We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his *ss.
Sheldon: Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.
Roy: Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.22Love this quote?
Not Looking This Way
Sheldon: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
Nora: They all have views, you dumb sh*t!
Sheldon: Not looking this way, cupcake!21Love this quote?
What Are The Magic Numbers
Sheldon: So remember kids, a step-dad is a lot like a new puppy. They need patience and love while they adjust to their new surroundings. But remember - if he is ever abusive to you or mommy, what are the magic numbers?
Sheldon: Thaaaaaaat's right!30Love this quote?