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The Best Die Hard Quotes  

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The best Die Hard quotes make you realize how good the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from the original Die Hard, with the help of your votes. Starring Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman, Die Hard was directed by John McTiernan and released in 1988. It's debatable whether or not it's actually a Christmas movie, but that discussion is for another time.

What is your favorite Die Hard quote? One memorable line was when John McClane said, "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker." Another great line from Die Hard is, "You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everybody's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you," spoken by Holly Gennero-McClane.

Vote up your top Die Hard quotes, regardless of which characters they come from.

 

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Yippee-Ki-Yay is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Die Hard Quotes
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Yippee-Ki-Yay

Hans Gruber: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
John McClane: I was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really liked those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker.

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2 9 VOTES
I'm Ordering Pizza

John McClane: Mayday, Mayday, Emergency anyone copy, Channel Nine, terrorists have seized the Nakatomi Building, Century City, I repeat, unknown number of terrorists, six or more armed with automatic weapons on the thirtieth floor of Nakatomi Plaza.
LAPD Operator: I'll take this.
John McClane: Somebody answer me, goddamn it!
LAPD Operator: Attention, whoever you are: This frequency is reserved for emergency calls only.
John McClane: No f**king sh*t, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?

 

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The Monkey In The Wrench is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Die Hard Quotes
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The Monkey In The Wrench

Hans Gruber: I thought I told all of you, I want radio silence until further...
John McClane: Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. I didn't get that memo. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call.
Karl Vreski: How does he know so much about us?!
Hans Gruber: Eh, that's... very kind of you. I assume you are our mysterious party crasher. You are most troublesome, for a security guard.
John McClane: Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?
Hans Gruber: Who are you then?
John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the a**.

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Rules For Policemen is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Die Hard Quotes
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Rules For Policemen

John McClane: Drop it, dickhead. It's the police.
Tony Vreski: You won't hurt me.
John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony Vreski: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me.

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