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The Best 'Die Hard With a Vengeance' Quotes

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Die Hard With a Vengeance quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the action film Die Hard With a Vengeance, as determined by you and your votes. In this film, the third in the Die Hard franchise, NYPD Lieutenant John McClane (Bruce Wilis) is teamed up with local shopkeeper Zeus Carver (Samuel L. Jackson) to face off with the terrorist Simon Gruber (Jeremy Gruber). Released on May 19, 1995, the tagline for Die Hard with a Vengeance was, "This time, it's personal."

What are the best Die Hard With a Vengeance quotes? Do you like when Zeus exaplined to John, "He didn't say Jésus. He said, 'Hey, Zeus!' My name is Zeus"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Die Hard With a Vengeance quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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    [Simon reveals that he didn't ever intend to blow a school full of children]
    Simon: I'm not a monster, though I do sometimes work for monsters.
  • John McClane: [prepares to shoot a wire down on Simon's helicopter] Say hello to your brother! [shoots down the wire]
    Simon Gruber: [sees what McClane did] Get out of here!
    [As Gruber's helicopter flies away, with Simon shooting, the wire gets tangled in its rotor, causing it to crash and explode]
    John McClane: Yipie-kiya motherfucker!
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    [McClane shows up to stop Simon while he's having sex with Katya]
    John McClane: Hey, dick head. Did I come at a bad time?
    [Katya, furious, shoots at McClane's helicopter. Zeus laughs]
    Zeus Carver: I think she's pissed at you, McClane!
  • [McClane is flung out of a hole in the ground which Zeus, driving by, notices]
    Zeus Carver: You've got a hell of a way of flagging somebody down!