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The Best 'Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood' Quotes

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The best Don't Be A Menace To South Central quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, with the help of your votes. Starring Shawn Wayans and Marlon Wayans, Don't Be A Menace was directed by Paris Barclay and released in 1996.

What is your favorite Don't Be A Menace quote? One memorable line was when Ashtray's Mom said, "Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive Black females in these movies." Another great line from Don't Be A Menace is, "Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty... and profanity," spoken by Ashtray. Dashiki, Crazy Legs, and Preach have some funny lines as well.

Vote up your top Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Are You My Daddy

    Dashiki: Now children, what do we say when we meet a nice man?
    Kids: Are you my daddy?
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      Some Sucky-Sucky

      Loc Dog: How much for this candy bar?
      Korean Woman: Das five dala!
      Loc Dog: Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that! Some love me long time birch!


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        Forrest Whittaker's Neck

        Ashtray: We didn't even do nothing.
        Officer Self Hatred: What? You think you tough?
        Officer Self Hatred: You ain't so tough now, little nigga. I hate your Black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your Black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that Black-a** Wesley Snipes.


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          400 Years

          Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years.
          Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that?
          Preach: F**k 'em.

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