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The Best Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Quotes

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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the coming-of-age comedy Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead as determined by you and your votes. In this story, 17-year-old Ellen Crandell (Christina Applegate) must take charge of her younger siblings and their household after the strict babysitter, whom their mother left in charge for two months in order to go on vacation, suddenly dies. Released on June 7, 1991, the tagline for Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead was "No rules. No curfews. No nagging. No pulse."

What are the best Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead quotes? Do you like the (punch)line from Mom, "Where is the babysitter?" Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

  • Have A Blast
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    Friend: Isn't your mom like leaving for months?
    Kenny: Oh, you're right. BYE MOM, HAVE A BLAST!
  • Mom: Melissa, want to get down from there?
    Melissa: No.
    Mom: Get down from there.
  • Let You Go
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    Sue Ellen: I am going to have to let you go, Nicole.
  • Sue Ellen: Why are you guys wearing name tags?
    Walter: She says she has trouble remembering things.
    Melissa: We're supposed to wear them at all times, and she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage.