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The Best Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Quotes

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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the coming-of-age comedy Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead as determined by you and your votes. In this story, 17-year-old Ellen Crandell (Christina Applegate) must take charge of her younger siblings and their household after the strict babysitter, whom their mother left in charge for two months in order to go on vacation, suddenly dies. Released on June 7, 1991, the tagline for Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead was "No rules. No curfews. No nagging. No pulse."

What are the best Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead quotes? Do you like the (punch)line from Mom, "Where is the babysitter?" Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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    Katrina: She's leaving you guys all alone? What about the kids?
    Sue Ellen: Kenny'll watch Zack, Melissa'll watch Walter and I'll have Mom's car. I can go to the beach, I can stay out as late as I want to, anything! I'm a free woman.
  • Mom: Zach. Put it back, right now. If you need money, ask me first.
    Zach: Okay then. Can I have ten dollars?
    Mom: Forget it.
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    Melissa: How come you gotta go?
    Mom: Because, I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break.
    Melissa: You swore you'd sign me up for baseball.
    Mom: Little League will still be there next year.
    Melissa: So will Australia. I wish Dad were around.
    Mom: No, you don't.
  • Mom: Why did you leave your dishes in the sink, for me?
    Sue Ellen: God, you take these things so personally.