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The Best Dumb and Dumber Quotes  

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The best Dumb and Dumber quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Dumb and Dumber, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, Dumb and Dumber was directed by Peter Farrelly and released in 1995.

What is your favorite Dumb and Dumber quote? One memorable line was when Lloyd said, "Oh! Well, pardon me, Mr. PERFECT!!! I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake!" Another great line from Dumb and Dumber is, "Yes, I do! Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life! Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman, she touched my leg," spoken by Harry.

Vote up your top Dumb and Dumber quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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I'm Walking Home is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Dumb and Dumber Quotes
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I'm Walking Home

Lloyd: I'm only human, Harry! Anybody can make a mistake. Come on! Stop bein' a baby! So we backtracked a tad!
Harry: A TAD?!!
Harry: A tad, Lloyd?! You drove almost a 6th of the way across the country in the wrong... DIRECTION!!! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen! We don't have enough money to get home! We don't have enough money to eat! We don't have enough money... TO SLEEP!!
Lloyd: Well, it's not gonna do us any good to sit here whinin' about it. We're in a hole. We're just gonna have to dig ourselves out.
Harry: Okay. Right. You're right. You're absolutely right, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Where ya goin'?
Harry: Home. I'm walking home!
Lloyd: Oh! Well, pardon me, Mr. PERFECT!!! I guess I forgot that you never, ever make a mistake!

 

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Gas Man

Joe: Those rat bastards. They're rubbin' it right in our faces.
Shay: Man! Andre'll have a goddamn hemorrage if we don't get that briefcase back!
Joe: They must've been followin' us for weeks.
Shay: Why ya say?
Joe: "Gas Man". How the hell do they know that I got gas?
Shay: They gotta be pros.
Joe: Don't worry. We're gonna get that money back. And I'll tell you somethin' else. They ain't never gettin' to Aspen. I'm gonna see to that.

 

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His Head Fell Off is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Dumb and Dumber Quotes
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His Head Fell Off

Harry: Where's the booze?
Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin'!
Lloyd: Harry... Oh, come on, Harry. Cheer up...
Harry: It gets worse, Lloyd. My parakeet, Petey...
Lloyd: Yeah?
Harry: He's dead.
Lloyd: Oh... Oh, man, I'm sorry, Harry. What happened?
Harry: His head fell off.
Lloyd:  His head fell off?
Harry: Yeah, he was pretty old.

 

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Fell Off The Jet Way Again

Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off the jetway again.

 

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