Ed Wood quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from Ed Wood, as determined by you and your votes. Directed by Tim Burton and starring his longtime collaborator Johnny Depp, Ed Wood was a biopic, comedy-drama about cult filmmaker Edward D. Wood Jr. The film centered on the time in Wood's career in which he directed his more famous, low-budget films, starring Bela Lugosi. For his portrayal as Lugosi, Martin Landau would go on to win the 1995 Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. Ed Wood was released on October 7, 1994.
What are the best Ed Wood quotes? Do you like when Ed said, "No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W. Two. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform."? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Ed Wood quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Criswell: Can your heart stand the true facts of the shocking story... of Edward D. Wood, Junior? [from opening monologue]
Is There A Script?
Ed Wood: Is there a script?
George Weiss: Fuck, no. But there's a poster. [he holds up a movie poster for "I Changed My Sex"]
I'm All Man
Weiss: On the phone you said you had some "special qualifications"?
Ed: Mister Weiss... I have never told anyone what I'm about to tell you. But I really want this job. [pauses, takes a deep breath] I like to wear women's clothing.
Weiss: You're a fruit?
Ed: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
Weiss: You're not a fruit?
Ed: No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W. Two. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
Most Uncomfortable Coffin
[Bela Lugosi is trying on coffins.]
Bela Lugosi: Too constrictive! I can't even fold my arms.
Coffin Salesman: Gee, Mister Lugosi, I-I've never had any complaints.
Bela: This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. Your selection is quite shoddy. You are wasting my time!