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The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes  

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The best Empire Records quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Empire Records , with the help of your votes. Starring  Anthony LaPaglia, Robin Tunney, Rory Cochrane, Renée Zellweger, Ethan Embry, Johnny Whitworth, and Liv Tyler, Empire Records was directed by Allan Moyle and released in 1995.

What is your favorite Empire Records quote? One memorable line was when Joe said, "Oh, yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?" Another great line from Empire Records is, "What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's with you today?" spoken by A.J.

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I Can't Decide is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes
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I Can't Decide
Jane: What are you doing later?
Joe: I don't know. I'm either going to jail or hell. I can't decide.
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What's With You is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes
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What's With You

A.J: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today, today?

 

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That Is So Clever is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes
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That Is So Clever

Gina: Well, Sinead O'Rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!
Debra: God, that is so clever. You know, I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Gina: And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it's probably good you went with that.

 

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Kick Your Butt is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes
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Kick Your Butt

Joe: How old are you?
Warren: Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall.
Joe: Yeah, he's a juvenile.

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