The best Empire Records quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Empire Records , with the help of your votes. Starring Anthony LaPaglia, Robin Tunney, Rory Cochrane, Renée Zellweger, Ethan Embry, Johnny Whitworth, and Liv Tyler, Empire Records was directed by Allan Moyle and released in 1995.
What is your favorite Empire Records quote? One memorable line was when Joe said, "Oh, yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?" Another great line from Empire Records is, "What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's with you today?" spoken by A.J.
Vote up your top Empire Records quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
Joe: I don't know. I'm either going to jail or hell. I can't decide.
A.J: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today, today?
Gina: Well, Sinead O'Rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!
Debra: God, that is so clever. You know, I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Gina: And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it's probably good you went with that.