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The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes

Updated February 6, 2019 93 votes 19 voters 1.4k views9 items

The best Empire Records quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Empire Records , with the help of your votes. Starring  Anthony LaPaglia, Robin Tunney, Rory Cochrane, Renée Zellweger, Ethan Embry, Johnny Whitworth, and Liv Tyler, Empire Records was directed by Allan Moyle and released in 1995.

What is your favorite Empire Records quote? One memorable line was when Joe said, "Oh, yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?" Another great line from Empire Records is, "What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's with you today?" spoken by A.J.

Vote up your top Empire Records quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Who Glued These Quarters

    Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
    A.J.: I did.
    Warren: What the hell for, man?
    A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
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      I Can't Decide

      Jane: What are you doing later?
      Joe: I don't know. I'm either going to jail or hell. I can't decide.
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        Kick Your Butt

        Joe: How old are you?
        Warren: Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall.
        Joe: Yeah, he's a juvenile.

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          What's With You

          A.J: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's with you today?
          Lucas: What's with today, today?

           

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