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The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes  

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The best Empire Records quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Empire Records , with the help of your votes. Starring  Anthony LaPaglia, Robin Tunney, Rory Cochrane, Renée Zellweger, Ethan Embry, Johnny Whitworth, and Liv Tyler, Empire Records was directed by Allan Moyle and released in 1995.

What is your favorite Empire Records quote? One memorable line was when Joe said, "Oh, yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?" Another great line from Empire Records is, "What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's with you today?" spoken by A.J.

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Who Glued These Quarters is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes
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Who Glued These Quarters
Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
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They Just Appear

Joe: Where's the money, Lucas?
Lucas: Joe, the money is gone.
Joe: I know it's GONE, where's it gone to?
Lucas: Atlantic City.
Joe: Atlantic City. ...Is it coming back from Atlantic City?
Lucas: I... I don't think so.
Joe: What's it doing in Atlantic City?
Lucas: Recirculating.
Joe: Recirculating?
Lucas: Yeah.
Joe: Lucas, listen to me. I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. I told Mitchell that the money was still here.
Lucas: Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City... I swear!
Joe: Shut up, sit down, and don't you move.
Lucas: [sitting down] It could be in other cities by now...
Joe: Oh, shut up! Under no circumstances do I want you to leave that couch... unless it's to get me $9000, and then you bring it here to me, okay?
Lucas: Okay. You know, I think things are gonna be all right now, Joe.
Joe: Oh? And what makes you think that.
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.

 

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What's With You is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes
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What's With You

A.J: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today, today?

 

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That Is So Clever is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Empire Records Movie Quotes
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That Is So Clever

Gina: Well, Sinead O'Rebellion. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!
Debra: God, that is so clever. You know, I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Gina: And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it's probably good you went with that.

 

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