Epic Movie quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the comedy Epic Movie as determined by you and your votes. As the title suggest, this movie is a spoof of Hollywood epics. Released on January 26, 2007, Epic Movie was promoted with the self-aware tagline "From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie."
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The Trucker Hat
Ashton Kutcher look-a-like: Yes! (jumps in with camera crew) Yes! You just got Punk'd! Yes! Yes! Yeah, he did it! He did it! C'mere, say it to the camera! Say it to the camera, c'mon, say it right there! (Edward stutters) Say it!
Edward: I-I just--I just got Punk'd.
Ashton Kutcher look-alike: Ah! Schwow!
(Change to "Punk'd"-like skit)
Ashton Kutcher look-alike: (making exaggerated moves mocking Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" skits) Yeah! We just Punk'd Edward! Schwow! Schwow! Yeah! That was awesome! Yeah! Yes! This thing, up here, it's all me, baby! The trucker hat! That's awesome! I did it! You love it! You'll take it! Punk'd him!
(Change back to previous scene)
Ashton Kutcher look-alike: *(gibbering excitedly still over the joke) Oh, my gosh, that was really funny! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! (continues gibbering)
Edward: (yelling in fury) Dude, you are so annoying! (Punches Ashton, knocking him down and shutting him up)
Ashton Kutcher look-alike: (gets up after a few seconds, resuming his gibberish and his crazy movements) But, oh, my gosh! That was really funny! (continues gibbering)
Edward: (keeps punching him; Ashton replies with a "Schwow!" with every punch, until Ashton falls over) Candy-ass trucker hat!
Ashton Kutcher look-alike: (flicks snow up at Edward in a childish manner) Schwow! Schwow....
My White Castle
White Bitch: Behold, my White Castle. (she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them)
Edward: White Castle? I think I've been there before.
Yummy Yum Candy
Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts! There's gonna be a little itty-bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally!
You're Mine Now
Susan: Let us go, you freak.
Lucy: Let us go, you freak.
Willy: No, no, no. I can't do that.
Susan: Yes, you can.
Lucy: Yes, you can.
Willy: No, you're mine now!