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The Best Erin Brockovich Quotes  

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The best Erin Brockovich quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Erin Brockovich, with the help of your votes. Starring Julia Roberts and Albert Finney, Erin Brockovich was directed by Steven Soderbergh and released in 2000.

What is your favorite Erin Brockovich quote? One memorable line was when Ed Masry said, "What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?" Another great line from Erin Brockovich is, "Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?" spoken by Erin Brockovich.

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Re-Think Those Ties

Ed Masry: In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little.
Erin Brockovich: Well Ed, I think I look nice. And as long as I have one *ss instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's all right with you? You might want to re-think those ties.

 

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I'm Really Quite Tired is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Erin Brockovich Quotes
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I'm Really Quite Tired

Kurt Potter: Wha... how did you do this?
Erin Brockovich: Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?
Ed Masry: Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith...
Erin Brockovich: I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.

 

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I Hate Lawyers is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Erin Brockovich Quotes
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I Hate Lawyers

Donna Jensen: You're a lawyer?
Erin Brockovich: Hell no... I hate lawyers. I only work for them.

 

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Zero Is The Number

George: How many numbers you got?
Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten.
George: Ten?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is.
George: You got a little girl?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married -- and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.

 

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