The best Erin Brockovich quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Erin Brockovich, with the help of your votes. Starring Julia Roberts and Albert Finney, Erin Brockovich was directed by Steven Soderbergh and released in 2000.
What is your favorite Erin Brockovich quote? One memorable line was when Ed Masry said, "What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?" Another great line from Erin Brockovich is, "Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?" spoken by Erin Brockovich.
Vote up your top Erin Brockovich quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
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Kurt Potter: Wha... how did you do this?
Erin Brockovich: Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?
Ed Masry: Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith...
Erin Brockovich: I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.Agree or disagree?
Meeting Is Over
Ms. Sanchez: Let's be honest here. $20 million dollars is more money then these people have ever dreamed of.
Erin Brockovich: Oh see, now that pisses me off. First of all, since the demur we have more than 400 plaintiffs and... let's be honest, we all know there are more out there. They may not be the most sophisticated people but they do know how to divide and $20 million isn't sh*t when you split it between them. Second of all, these people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a hysterectomy at the age of twenty. Like Rosa Diaz, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Blume, another client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame *ss offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, Mr. Walker. Or what you might expect someone to pay you for your uterus, Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time.
Erin Brockovich: By the way, we had that water brought in special for you folks. Came from well in Hinkley.
Ms. Sanchez: I think this meeting is over.
Ed Masry: Damn right it is.Agree or disagree?
Zero Is The Number
George: How many numbers you got?
Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten.
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is.
George: You got a little girl?
Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married -- and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.Agree or disagree?
Re-Think Those Ties
Ed Masry: In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little.
Erin Brockovich: Well Ed, I think I look nice. And as long as I have one *ss instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's all right with you? You might want to re-think those ties.Agree or disagree?