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The Best Eurotrip Quotes 

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Updated February 22, 2019 27 votes 16 voters 2k views

The best Eurotrip quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Eurotrip, with the help of your votes. Starring  Scott Mechlowicz, Jacob Pitts, Michelle Trachtenberg, Travis Wester, and Jessica Boehrs, Eurotrip was directed by Jeff Schaffer and released in 2004.

What is your favorite Eurotrip quote? One memorable line was when Cooper said, "Wow... you guys are like on a completely different level of swearing here." Another great line from Eurotrip is, "So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?" spoken by Jenny.

Vote up your top Eurotrip quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

1
Lick Me Marbles

Cecil: So I told the swamp donkey to sack it before I give her a tonk in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
Cooper: Wow... you guys are like on a completely different level of swearing here.

 

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I'm A Girl is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Eurotrip Quotes
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I'm A Girl

Scott: So, have you guys decided where you wanna go first?
Jenny: Paris! I heard two years ago, Nicky Jager's sister, Debbie, met this wealthy French guy, and spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht. Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard?
Cooper: Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay.
Jenny: It's not gay. I'm a girl.
Scott: Kinda gay.
Cooper: A little gay.

 

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3
It's Not Like That

Jenny: So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?
Rich Frenchman: No, please. It is not like that. I also sleep with men.

 

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Mieke's Hideous is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Eurotrip Quotes
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Mieke's Hideous

Cooper: Dude, Mieke's hideous! Run!
Scott: Stop.

 

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