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The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons  

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List Rules Made-up words on The Simpsons that are most useful in real life

If you aren't using Embiggen in your everyday jibber-jabber, your life must be sad and small. The Simpsons have been around for a couple decades now, and have given us so many fabulous words and made-up Simpsons sayings and Bart slang... SO many that, really, should be in the dictionary despite their dubious meanings. I mean, if you can't figure out what Tramampoline means... come ON. There's a more complete list out there somewhere, I'm sure, but these are the best of the fakes... the best words that the Simpsons have given us.

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D'Oh is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
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Benjamin Dunn added Meh
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Jeebus is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Jeebus
I don't even believe in Jeebus... save me Jeebus!
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TimBuskard added Yoink!
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Saxamaphone is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Saxamaphone
Sax-a-ma-phoooone, sax-a-ma-phoooonnnee.
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Craptacular is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
coll added Craptacular
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Unpossible is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Kevin Wanless added Unpossible

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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Ay Caramba is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Hackergist added Ay Caramba
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Spider Pig is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
MobyWaller added Spider Pig
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Smrt is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Robert Wabash added Smrt
I am so smart. S-M-R-T.
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Embiggen is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Embiggen
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
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Sacrilicious is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
MolsonCree added Sacrilicious
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Tomacco
Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma!
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Cromulent is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Cromulent
It's a perfectly cromulent word
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Glayvin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Benjamin Dunn added Glayvin
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Unblowupable is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
MilkManson added Unblowupable

The word "unblowupable" is thrown around a lot these days...

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Smarch is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Daniel Morgan added Smarch

Lousy Smarch Weather

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Nucular is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
dread-ed added Nucular
It's pronounced Nu-cu-lar!
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Kwyjibo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Kwyjibo
A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper.
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Gym is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
PaulScanlon added Gym
Gym! "What's a Gym"?
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Lon Harris added Tramampoline
An alternate Homer-ized form of trampoline. "Tramampoline! Trambopoline!"
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Cowabunga is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
JS Johnson added Cowabunga
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Crapulence is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Crazy Aunt Mary added Crapulence
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Foilage is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
Foilage
That's what I said, foilage. It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce "foilage".
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Steamed Hams
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.