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The Best Fast Times at Ridgemont High Movie Quotes

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The best Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, with the help of your votes. Starring Sean Penn and Jennifer Jason LeighFast Times at Ridgemont High was directed by Amy Heckerling and released in 1982.

What is your favorite Fast Times at Ridgemont High quote? One memorable line was when Spicoli said, "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." Another great line from Fast Times at Ridgemont High is, "I want a relationship. I want romance," spoken by Stacy.

Vote up your top Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes, regardless of which character they come from

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    A Cool Buzz

    Brad: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
    Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.
    Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes...
    Spicoli and Stoner Buds: No dice! Ohhhh.
    Brad: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
    Spicoli: He's the full hot orator.
    Brad: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
    Spicoli: What for?
    Brad: You need money.
    Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.


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      The Ultimate Set Of Tools

      Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
      Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
      Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
      Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
      Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
      Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


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        Help Yourselves

        Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
        Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
        Mr. Hand: Mr.Spicoli, You're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
        Spicoli: I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.
        Mr. Hand: You're absolutely right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. But it is my class.
        Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. Be my guest. Help yourselves. Get a good one.


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          All Right

          Spicoli: Hey, wait a minute. There's no birthday party for me here! Hola, Mr. Hand.
          Mr. Hand: What's the reason for your truancy?
          Spicoli: Just couldn't make it on time.
          Mr. Hand: You mean you couldn't or wouldn't?
          Spicoli: See, there was a full crowd at the food lines.
          Mr. Hand: Food will be eaten on your time. Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why must you shamelessly waste my time like this?
          Spicoli: I don't know.
          Mr. Hand: I like that. Hmm Hmm. "I don't know," that's nice. 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' 'Gee Mr. Spicoli, I don't know.' That's nice, I really like that. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to leave your words on my board for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.
          Spicoli: All right!


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