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The Best Fletch Quotes  

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Fletch quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the action-comedy Fletch as determined by you and your votes. In this Michael Ritchie-directed film, an investigation leads to trouble after a reporter, Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher (Chevy Chase), is offered a million dollars to carry out a murder. It turns out his target, however, isn't terminal after all. Released on May 31, 1985, the tagline for Fletch was "Meet the only guy who changes his identity more often than his underwear."

What are the best Fletch quotes? Do you like when Fletch suddenly exclaimed, "Hey! I think our problems may just be solved. Ed McMahon. Think I just won a million bucks. Yeah, Irwin M. Fletcher you choose. Woo-wee! Oh, boy, I lost. Yeah. Sorry"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Fletch quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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Alan Stanwyk: If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut.
Fletch: Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Alan Stanwyk: It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Fletch: Yeah, I assure you.
Alan Stanwyk: One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister...?
Fletch: Nugent. Ted Nugent.
Alan Stanwyk: Alan Stanwyk.
Fletch: Ellen? Charmed. You know, for an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner...
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Fletch: You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here.
Alan Stanwyk: Who?
Fletch: Hop-along Cassidy. Bow and arrow. Very Weird.
Alan Stanwyk: What, are you doped up now?
Fletch: Don't talk to me like that, ass-face, I don't work for you, yet.
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Alan Stanwyk: Do you own rubber gloves?
Fletch: I rent. I have a lease, with an option to buy.
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Hispanic Housekeeper: Buenos días.
Fletch: Pup 'n' Taco.