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The Best Freddy Got Fingered Quotes

Updated January 25, 2019 115 votes 36 voters 3.2k views11 items

The funniest Freddy Got Fingered quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the best quotes from Freddy Got Fingered, with the help of your votes. Starring Tom Green and Rip Torn, Freddy Got Fingered was directed by Tom Green and released in 2001 at the height of Green's success.

What is your favorite Freddy Got Fingered quote? One memorable line was when Gord said, "Well, you could stick it in your bum-bum. You can put the cheese in your bum." Another great line from Freddy Got Fingered is, "Daddy, would you like some sausages?" sung by Gord.

Vote up your top Freddy Got Fingered quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Cheese In Your Bum

    Gord: You can't have complaints there's not enough cheese in the cheese sandwiches. I mean, if there's no cheese in a cheese sandwich, that's basically just two slices of bread, and if word of that were to get out, well, I could lose my job! I could lose all of this! And we wouldn't want that, would we? Would we?! WOULD WE! HUH?!
    Customer: What the f**k am I gonna do with that?
    Gord: Well, you could stick it in your bum-bum. You can put the cheese in your bum


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      Oh No, The Treasure

      Jim: I'll fix him. How's the water? Cold enough for you?  Don't tell me you're so goddamn stupid you can't even tell the difference between hot and cold. What the f**k is going on?
      Gord: I'm underwater! Look! I found a treasure.
      Jim: A treasure? That's soap on a rope!
      Gord: SHHHHHH!!! I'm pretending it's a treasure!
      Jim: Get outta my goddamn scuba gear you imbecile!
      Gord: Oh no, the treasure! It went into that underwater cave!



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        Eat For Free

        Gord Brody: He's driving me insane.
        Freddy Brody: No, no, you're driving him insane. You're older than me and you still live at home. I have a job, you know? I pay my own way.
        Gord Brody: You work at a bank. Am I suppose to be dazzled?
        Freddy Brody: Well at least I don't live at home.
        Gord Brody: Yeah, you live in a tiny s**thole and you can't afford breakfast so you come here and you eat for free.

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          You're Just Lazy

          Jim: Wait a minute, you're crippled.
          Gord: Dad..
          Betty: Wha--what?
          Gord: Dad..
          Betty: You got a problem with my legs?
          Jim: No, you've got a problem with your legs. Either that or you're just lazy.


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