The Best Galaxy Quest Quotes  

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The best Galaxy Quest quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Galaxy Quest, with the help of your votes. Starring Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver, Galaxy Quest was directed by Dean Parisot and released in 1999.

What is your favorite Galaxy Quest quote? One memorable line was when Jason Nesmith says, "Well, let me tell YOU something, Sarris! It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating!" Another great line from Galaxy Quest is, "I'm just a glorified extra, Fred, I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward," spoken by Guy Fleegman.

Vote up your top Galaxy Quest quotes, regardless of what character they come from.

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As Much As He Loves Himself is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Galaxy Quest Quotes
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As Much As He Loves Himself

Gwen DeMarco: You've got to admit, they really do love him.
Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.

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The Green Thingy

Guy Fleegman: Hey, guys, th–there's a red-uh thingy moving toward the green thingy.
Jason Nesmith: What?
Guy Fleegman: Red thingy...moving toward the green thingy. I think we're the green thingy!


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Was Written Badly is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Galaxy Quest Quotes
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Was Written Badly
Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? There's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!
Jason Nesmith: Gwen—
Gwen DeMarco: No! I mean, we shouldn't have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is it here?
Jason Nesmith: Because it's on the television show.
Gwen DeMarco: Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
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Don't Open That

Guy Fleegman: Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!
Fred Kwan: Seems OK...


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